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ricky_gervais_show_4Holy crap I have been watching The Ricky Gervais Show like no one’s business the last week. A friend discovered “An Idiot Abroad” last year and while I thought that was funny I haven’t gotten a chance to properly watch it. I now have HBO though and discovered this little gem exists. All I can say is Holy Shit Balls.

Some of my favorite lines so far:

 

  1. “Don’t be chucking that out. You might need that later” – Karl interprets the phrase “Waste not, want not”.
  2. “Even Cavemen had little pants on”
  3. “People who live in a glass house have to answer the door” – Karl invents his own phrase based on “Those who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones”.
  4. “You don’t have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad” – Karl re-evaluates the phrase “A stitch in time saves nine”.
  5. “Jellyfish are 97% water or something, so how much can they be doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water.”
  6. On dopplegangers – “How would I know which one I was?”

As you can see I haven”t gotten that far but holy shit. “How would I know which one I was?” has defintely been my favorite.

 

When googling for the qoutes verbatim I ran across this nifty site. HA

Oh god I hope this never ends. I’m even following Ricky Gervais on twitter just for a laugh.

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